One Line A Day

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities. - Oscar Wilde

Take all the rules away. How can we live if we do not change? - Beyonce

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Some people say you are going the wrong way, when it is simply a way of your own. - Angelina Jolie

Now I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem, or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams. - Kanye West

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead. - James Joyce

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

We have sought for firm ground and found none. The deeper we penetrate, the more restless becomes the universe; all is rushing about and vibrating in a wild dance. - Max Born

In three words I can sum up everything I have learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

I woke up like this. - Beyonce

Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away. - Ellen DeGeneres

If you cannot get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw

We look up at the same stars, and see such different things. - George R.R. Martin

If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. - David Carradine

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. - Joseph Heller

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Admit that your own private Mount Everest exists. That is half the battle. - Hugh Macleod

Give me a museum and I will fill it. - Pablo Picasso

Take all the rules away. How can we live if we do not change? - Beyonce

I am not telling you it is going to be easy. I am telling you it is going to be worth it. - Art Williams

The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paulo Coelho

The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

If you hear a voice within you say you cannot paint, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse. - Walt Disney

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Robin Williams

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. - Maya Angelou

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W. H. Auden

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. - Joan Rivers

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison. If it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable. - Carrie Fisher

The most effective way to do it, is to do it. - Amelia Earhart

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. - David Carradine

I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. - Dr. Seuss

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

I always believe that the sky is the beginning of the limit. - MC Hammer

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. - Sigmund Freud

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres

I am not telling you it is going to be easy. I am telling you it is going to be worth it. - Art Williams

The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. - George Carlin

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paulo Coelho

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Take all the rules away. How can we live if we do not change? - Beyonce

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Some people say you are going the wrong way, when it is simply a way of your own. - Angelina Jolie

Now I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem, or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams. - Kanye West

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead. - James Joyce

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

We have sought for firm ground and found none. The deeper we penetrate, the more restless becomes the universe; all is rushing about and vibrating in a wild dance. - Max Born

One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. - Joan of Arc

Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud

The most effective way to do it, is to do it. - Amelia Earhart

If you cannot get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw

We look up at the same stars, and see such different things. - George R.R. Martin

If you cannot be a poet, be the poem. - David Carradine

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. - Joseph Heller

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time. - Albert Camus